KeepHip.com

"Tennessee Candidate Asks If Islam Is Cult."

The blogger known as Jon Swift has died. He and his work will be missed.

"To be a Republican."

"Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever":

I'm finished serving the will of Junta Kinte. I've now officially seen every episode of LOST broadcast. He can't bite at my throat until tonight.

"VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill."

The second panel is brilliant.

I only scored a 9.

Damn, that's harsh.

The Daily Show is never this funny.

"The greatest menace facing our nation today."

Who'd have thought?

I LOL'd.

"Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?" from the Onion News Network:

I love the Lynn Cheney knockoff pundit, and how the liberal is outnumbered 3 to 1.

"You Jive Turkey."

This is so wrong.

"I'm Not Questing With You Until You Admit You Screwed Up The Zul'Aman Raid."

"Toddler buys earthmover in online auction" from MSNBC:

New Zealand - A New Zealand mom made some online bids on toys before napping. Then her 3-year-old daughter took over and bought a bigger plaything than expected — a huge earth-moving digger for a cool $12,300.

Pipi Quinlan made the winning 20,000 New Zealand dollar ($12,300) bid on the Kobelco digger with a few mouse clicks at the auction site TradeMe while her parents slept, the Rodney Times newspaper reported in northern New Zealand.

This year, the Google April Fools gag reeks of fail. Previous year's jokes were much better efforts.

UPDATE: "Autopilot" is new and not too bad.

I just got a spam from someone named "Margarite Francis" - obviously not the name of anyone I've ever interacted with. The subject consisted simply of the word "Penis."

Someone needs to find a new line of work.