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When a journalist has nothing to say, but keeps rambling, you wind up with passages like this, about Sandra Bullock adopting an African child:

Consequently, some readers have wondered if Bullock's adoption of a black child is calculated to further distance herself from James's poisonous reputation. It's perhaps a far-fetched notion—Bullock says that she adopted her son, Louis, three months ago—but it's nonetheless a unique and thought-provoking one.

In other words, hey, the evidence says that can't be, but let's make like we're on to something here.